Judgment Day

Getting there now tagged me to do a post on the things or people or attitudes that I judge. Here's my take on it.

1. Those mothers who are otherwise fit and able and yet have a maid to look after their babies – I judge you (again nothing to do with SAHMs or WOHMs)
2. If you are an Indian immigrant – and if I see you smooching in full public view in the Western Hemisphere – I judge you.
3. All those women whose conversation skills do not extend beyond what they cooked, can cook, look forward to cook – I judge you.
4. Those men – who incessantly talk about how well their moms cook, could cook – I judge you.
5. People who bitch behind other’s back – I judge you. I reckon if you can bitch behind other’s backs, the moment I turn my back, you’ll be bitching about me too.
6. If you talk about always wearing/using branded stuff, I judge you. To me – you need a brand’s personality to prop up your lack of one.
7. When you are called to someone’s place and you fail to show appreciation to the hostess – I judge you. If you don’t like the food, appreciate the décor, or the kids or the home – surely you will find something to appreciate.
8. You dont manage a basic thank you, sorry, please to those below you/lesser than you – I judge you, especially if you are all manners and kindness in front of your peers.
9. If you keep putting down or insulting your spouse, your child, your MIL/DIL in front of others – I judge you big time.
10. If I see you make no efforts towards ensuring that your child is not a general nuisance – I judge you.
11. If you’re a Bachchan – I will judge you. I know this one is ridiculous – but no one said I was perfectly rational.
12. If as a man you’ve walked out of a marriage, leaving behind kids – I judge you. If a woman walks out of a marriage – I say probably the reason was big enough for her to take this drastic step.

Go ahead, judge me!!